You know…
When you’ve used the excuse “You’re never around when I want to jerk off, so that’s why we haven’t in a while” then proceeding to say you need to jerk off “brb” while I’m quite obviously available and TRIED to get you to do something earlier it makes you look like an utter douche bag.
So.
Thanks for ultimately saying I’m not enough. Fuck. You.
Lipbiting
Expectation:
Reality:
my lip bite so sexy ;)
my husband and my fag in the back (‘:
(via allison-myduyen)
So apparently, Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars
Fools. They could have downloaded it for free.
LOL =))
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